January 2010
10 posts
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twilight.
Almost stayed up until twilight to watch Twilight. What a dumb idea. Now I want to be a vampire.
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Hoping this is not a sign of things to come.
Most of the dreams I have involve aspects of control - in the case of last night, bowel control. I had a dream that I crapped the bed in a catastrophic way. I was horrified.
Time to bring back the car-driving dreams, plz. I’d rather drive stick while unconscious than shit the bed anytime.
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You Don't Hear This Excuse Too Often
It’s winter in the Midwest. It’s a whopping 20-something degrees outside.
When a child is jacketless, there’s typically a good explanation for it. “My dog pooped on it.”
Fair enough.
Realization #3
Just because you blog does not mean I have to consider you a “writer”.
Realization #2
Not everyone is financially intelligent.
Realization #1
Love it when people complain about how they can barely afford to feed themselves, but they’re somehow always on vacation or in possession of new Jimmy Chu’s. Wtf?
Blogging is tough
especially when you have self-diagnosed ADD. I have started/saved in drafts three posts since yesterday. It’s my brain’s way of telling me to ‘fuck off’ since I’m fairly certain that I don’t have a whole lot of meaningful stories and advice to share with the world.